{"id":420,"date":"2009-08-22T03:06:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-22T03:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/emme.socialduchess.com\/2009\/08\/22\/all-ur-phones-r-belong-2-us\/"},"modified":"2009-08-22T03:06:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-22T03:06:00","slug":"all-ur-phones-r-belong-2-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/2009\/08\/22\/all-ur-phones-r-belong-2-us\/","title":{"rendered":"All Ur Phones R Belong 2 Us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><br \/>So whosoever may be unfortunate enough to bring a phone into our domicile, be warned&#8230; it WILL find its way to the Bobo, who will push all its buttons mercilessly and simultaneously add Malasian telephone numbers to your contacts and download apps from the internet. \ud83d\ude42 Just fyi.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_xAj6Sussycc\/So9hVk3a1XI\/AAAAAAAABWw\/Vuf6HRgLJuY\/s1600-h\/ph1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 289px; height: 400px;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_xAj6Sussycc\/So9hVk3a1XI\/AAAAAAAABWw\/Vuf6HRgLJuY\/s400\/ph1.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372619903777559922\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>At least he&#8217;ll look really cute while racking up your minutes!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_xAj6Sussycc\/So9hW_4pvJI\/AAAAAAAABXQ\/9c6kII9GmBI\/s1600-h\/ph5.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 305px; height: 400px;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_xAj6Sussycc\/So9hW_4pvJI\/AAAAAAAABXQ\/9c6kII9GmBI\/s400\/ph5.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372619928210357394\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>&#8216;Sry am buzy &#8211; confence callz&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_xAj6Sussycc\/So9hWp-_7QI\/AAAAAAAABXI\/OrhkfKBsSgI\/s1600-h\/ph4.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 322px; height: 400px;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_xAj6Sussycc\/So9hWp-_7QI\/AAAAAAAABXI\/OrhkfKBsSgI\/s400\/ph4.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372619922331397378\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_xAj6Sussycc\/So9hWa9_lNI\/AAAAAAAABXA\/L9mqbEeN1yc\/s1600-h\/ph3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 310px; height: 400px;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_xAj6Sussycc\/So9hWa9_lNI\/AAAAAAAABXA\/L9mqbEeN1yc\/s400\/ph3.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372619918300648658\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>&#8220;Dood, hold on!  Gotta check facebook&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_xAj6Sussycc\/So9hV1Dil9I\/AAAAAAAABW4\/jIbU5ZanFwo\/s1600-h\/ph2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 293px; height: 400px;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_xAj6Sussycc\/So9hV1Dil9I\/AAAAAAAABW4\/jIbU5ZanFwo\/s400\/ph2.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372619908123367378\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Thanks for the new toys, everyone!  \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So whosoever may be unfortunate enough to bring a phone into our domicile, be warned&#8230; it WILL find its way to the Bobo, who will push all its buttons mercilessly and simultaneously add Malasian telephone numbers to your contacts and download apps from the internet. \ud83d\ude42 Just fyi. At least he&#8217;ll look really cute while racking up your minutes! &#8216;Sry am buzy &#8211; confence callz&#8217; &#8220;Dood, hold on! Gotta check facebook&#8230;&#8221; Thanks for the new toys, everyone! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1028,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-adventures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}