{"id":460,"date":"2009-06-11T17:50:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-11T17:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/emme.socialduchess.com\/2009\/06\/11\/mutant-strawberry\/"},"modified":"2009-06-11T17:50:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-11T17:50:00","slug":"mutant-strawberry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/2009\/06\/11\/mutant-strawberry\/","title":{"rendered":"Mutant Strawberry"},"content":{"rendered":"


In one of the boxes of strawberries we got we found this crazed mutant one…<\/p>\n

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I just handed it to Arin for a second so he could see how big it was, and was going to take a picture of it in his tiny hand… well guess what he did before I could snap the photo? Om nom nom!<\/p>\n

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I was a little concerned he might become a mutant alien himself, but it’s been a while and he seems fine. Maybe he’ll get super Spiderman powers when he reaches maturity, and I’ll know where it came from…<\/p>\n

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In the end, after he had taken a few bites out of it, I cut it up (the top was a little ucky) for some strawberry shortcake with cream. Mmm!<\/p>\n

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In one of the boxes of strawberries we got we found this crazed mutant one… I just handed it to Arin for a second so he could see how big it was, and was going to take a picture of it in his tiny hand… well guess what he did before I could snap the photo? Om nom nom! I was a little concerned he might become a mutant alien himself, but it’s been a while and he seems fine. Maybe he’ll get super Spiderman powers when he reaches maturity, and I’ll know where it came from… In the end, after he had taken a few bites out of it, I cut it up (the top was a little ucky) for some strawberry shortcake with cream. Mmm!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":993,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-adventures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}