{"id":514,"date":"2009-04-16T04:18:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-16T04:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/emme.socialduchess.com\/2009\/04\/16\/all-your-breakfast-are-belong-to-us\/"},"modified":"2009-04-16T04:18:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-16T04:18:00","slug":"all-your-breakfast-are-belong-to-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/2009\/04\/16\/all-your-breakfast-are-belong-to-us\/","title":{"rendered":"All Your Breakfast Are Belong To Us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_xAj6Sussycc\/Sea4-TXvqrI\/AAAAAAAAAkQ\/1Xs_SgsVV_I\/s1600-h\/bkthief.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_xAj6Sussycc\/Sea4-TXvqrI\/AAAAAAAAAkQ\/1Xs_SgsVV_I\/s400\/bkthief.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325146989903456946\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><br \/>I usually eat my breakfast in the living room while Arin has his morning ba-ba.  Usually its ucky bran-type cereal, but sometimes, when the moon waxes over the the third house, I will have some delectable Bobo-tempting treat like a Pillsbury cinnamon bun.  On such days as this, if I am so absentminded as to wander off mid-bite to attend to some pressing matter like putting a spoon in the dishwasher or fetching Bobo&#8217;s discarded socks from the bedroom, this is what I will find upon my return:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_xAj6Sussycc\/Sea4-GR9w1I\/AAAAAAAAAkI\/J57GDNuI_o8\/s1600-h\/bktheif.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 312px; height: 400px;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_xAj6Sussycc\/Sea4-GR9w1I\/AAAAAAAAAkI\/J57GDNuI_o8\/s400\/bktheif.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325146986389554002\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Little man just can&#8217;t wait for his own!  Guess it tastes better when you *sneak* it.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I usually eat my breakfast in the living room while Arin has his morning ba-ba. Usually its ucky bran-type cereal, but sometimes, when the moon waxes over the the third house, I will have some delectable Bobo-tempting treat like a Pillsbury cinnamon bun. On such days as this, if I am so absentminded as to wander off mid-bite to attend to some pressing matter like putting a spoon in the dishwasher or fetching Bobo&#8217;s discarded socks from the bedroom, this is what I will find upon my return: Little man just can&#8217;t wait for his own! Guess it tastes better when you *sneak* it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":945,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-adventures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}