{"id":561,"date":"2009-02-21T02:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-21T02:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/emme.socialduchess.com\/2009\/02\/21\/duct-tape\/"},"modified":"2009-02-21T02:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-21T02:30:00","slug":"duct-tape","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/2009\/02\/21\/duct-tape\/","title":{"rendered":"Duct Tape"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 130%;\">Well, the day has finally come&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_xAj6Sussycc\/SZ9nj6IoKnI\/AAAAAAAAAXg\/FPku9AQuLnQ\/s1600-h\/duct2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5305072752664259186\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_xAj6Sussycc\/SZ9nj6IoKnI\/AAAAAAAAAXg\/FPku9AQuLnQ\/s400\/duct2.jpg\" style=\"cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 260px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_xAj6Sussycc\/SZ9nkMk5XVI\/AAAAAAAAAXo\/hFTNF0it3L4\/s1600-h\/duct.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5305072757614665042\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_xAj6Sussycc\/SZ9nkMk5XVI\/AAAAAAAAAXo\/hFTNF0it3L4\/s400\/duct.jpg\" style=\"cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 272px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;\" \/><\/a><br \/><span style=\"font-size: 130%;\">Yes, I went THERE.  I accidentally ripped the tab off Arin&#8217;s Pampers, which pretty much hasn&#8217;t happened since he was 3 days old (at which time I just threw away the offending diaper, since I changed about 15 a day anyway).  This time though, I decided to bring out the duct tape as I had read in many &#8216;baby advice&#8217; articles back when I was still pregnant.<\/p>\n<p>No need to waste a good diaper, right?  Especially since I had to change FOUR poopie diapers so far today.  Uck. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, the day has finally come&#8230; Yes, I went THERE. I accidentally ripped the tab off Arin&#8217;s Pampers, which pretty much hasn&#8217;t happened since he was 3 days old (at which time I just threw away the offending diaper, since I changed about 15 a day anyway). This time though, I decided to bring out the duct tape as I had read in many &#8216;baby advice&#8217; articles back when I was still pregnant. No need to waste a good diaper, right? Especially since I had to change FOUR poopie diapers so far today. Uck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":907,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-adventures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everafter.emmechatterton.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}